Dodie Clark

The Ill Ukulele Song

Dodie Clark


Are you feeling ill?
Whether you're by the loo
Or saying achoo
Here's a list of stuff to do
For when you're feeling pretty poo.

You can paint the clouds,
Sing in rounds
Sip hot green tea
Listen to beachy sounds
You can paint your nails
Learn the guitar
Go for a jog
(But you probably won't go far)

You can bake some cakes
For your hardworking mum
But make sure you clean up
When you're done
Snuggle in your pjs
Just have a "me" day
Get some of that homework done!
(No, I'm kidding)
Watch rubbish tv
All day long
Attempt to write a witty song
With a cheap ukulele
That's out of tune
Spend your whole day
Watching youtube!

I hope you enjoyed this list of things to do
And if you're ill, get well soon!