Tom: G D7 G It's the day of love D And I guess I'm your date You partook in a youtube game G But we can call it fate G G7 Cause if this wasn't manufactured C Cm If it weren't pretend G F# Here's a list of reasons why D7 You wouldn't date me again G My room's a mess I usually dress D Like I am twelve years old My temper's bad I'm always sad G D I complain when I'm cold G I'm usually touring G7 Usually boring C Cm Enneagram 4 G I lose my keys F# You'll never see D7 My bathroom floor G I cry every day I'm always late D I chew my pens I've not seen "friends" G Not great with dogs I monologue D I pick my skin Drink too much gin G Leave you on "read" G7 Have a loft bed C Never unpacked Cm Always jetlagged G Insufferable F# Uncomfortable D7 Incapable G Undateable