Tom: D G I like us better when we're wasted D It makes it easier to fake it A The only time we really talk G Is when our clothes are coming off G I like us better when we're wasted D It makes it easier to say it A Lay all your laundry on the bed G And then I'll lay in it instead D I like us better when we're wasted D (chord once) Oh oh oh oh G G D D A7 G D D(chord once) [Verse 1] G You are a glass half empty Sipping my ocean dry D Emotionally spent me A Til none of our planets could align G D But I could stand you one more night D D D D (chord once) [Chorus] G I like us better when we're wasted D It makes it easier to say it A Lay all your laundry on the bed G And then I'll lay in it instead D I like us better when we're wasted D (chord once) Oh oh oh oh [Verse 2] G You are a catch 22 Either way I miss out D All of the grief I'd give you A Is energy I can live without G D But I could stand you one more night [Chorus] G I like us better when we're wasted D It makes it easier to say it A Lay all your laundry on the bed G And then I'll lay in it instead D I like us better when we're wasted D Oh oh oh oh G G D D(chord once) A G D D D D (chord once) [Chorus] G I like us better when we're wasted D It makes it easier to say it A Lay all your laundry on the bed G And then I'll lay in it instead D I like us better when we're wasted D Oh oh oh oh