Tom: G Em C9 G D I took her on a date, things seemed so bright Em C9 G D I knew i would not need my you porn tonight Em C9 G D We go to her place and we fool around Em C9 G D We throw all our clothes...to the ground Em C9 G D We begin as she turns out the lights Em C9 G D I start but feel something so very extra tight Em C9 G D I hear your cry, and i see her frown Em C9 G D I look at the condom, it is all brown (chorus) Em C9 Last Night. oooo G D I stuck it in the wrong hole Em C9 I'm so sorry, oooo G D from the bottom of my soul Em ....cause i stuck it in the wrong hole (ponte 2x) Em G D Em C9 G D Try some preparation H it'll make you feel better Em C9 G D In my defense those holes are so close together Em C9 G D Oh baby baby don't feel defiled Em C9 G D it's a common accident during doggy, doggy style Em C9 G D It was so dark I couldn't see so good Em C9 G D I had no idea where i put my wood Em C9 G D I want to make things better want to make things alright Em C9 G D If you want you can put on a strap on and give it back to me all night ( I'd rather if she didn't) Em C9 Last Night. oooo G D I stuck it in the wrong hole Em C9 I'm so sorry, oooo G D from the bottom of my soul (bridge) Em I never ever want to make you feel hurting D I guess thats why G-d made that hole not for inserting Em Tell me how you feel, baby please don't pause D Now I know how they feel in that HBO show OZ Em Maybe take some advit, your pain it will fix D From the way you are walking, you can compete in the special olympics Em If this was Alabama we would be on trial, D Thats how my mom took my temperature as a child (with a thermometer) (verse) Em C9 G D I've got a confession, and I think you mind Em C9 G D I kinda liked when you put it in my behind Em C9 G D I don't know baby, I'm no Sodomite Em C9 G D Can't we just try it again tonight....? Alright! (chorus) F#m D Every night oooo A E I stick it in the wrong hole F#m D It's so much fun,oooo A E and we don't need no birth control F#m When we stick it in the wrong hole.