There was a guy who had some brand new tricks Played his horn whit some crazy licks The thing that made him such a flop Was He beeped when he shoulda bopped This cat would get up right up on the Stand, but he couldn't seem to dig the band Though he was the cream of the crop But he beped when he shoulda boped All the cats would gather around to see what he was tryin' to aprove But everyone could plainly see that He was draggin' them outa the groove At last the leader turned around And said: Listen Pops!, you better stop Oh, there you go, you did it again! You just beeped when you shoulda bopped