So, goin' down the Amazon in a red brick boat, uh. Lookin' for some secret treasure hot with malaria And I've got that map upside-down Well, north, south, east, west, "X still marks that spot And I'm so tired; and if I fell asleep, I might not ever wake up Oh, yeah. (Various "ooo s and "oh s) So, goin' down the Amazon in a light pink push-up bra, yeah You won't believe what I just saw: A full amazing time, and I've got that map upside-down Well, north, south, east, west, "X still marks that spot And I feel like Young MC; and if I fell asleep, I might not ever wake up Oh, god. (Various "ooo s and "oh s) A! E! I! O! U! And sometimes Y. (Yeah! Woo! Yeah!) A! E! I! O! U! And sometimes Y. (Yeah! Woo! Yeah!) Why? Because people like you! (Don't like you.) So, goin' down the Amazon in a light green '57 Chevy, uh. Well, you think that's, um, kind of heavy? You should read my poetry And I've been known to read it out loud (Various "ooo s and "oh s)