Tom: Em G B C G D G B C D ... G [Verse] G B One of these days I might get off of this couch, C G D get out of the house, and start looking on the inside instead of out, Em B but the chances of that happening are so damn low C G D I got a better chance of trying to make my liver explode, C G B and who the hell needs to find comfort when you’ve got basic cable with doctor phil, C G B7 and who the hell needs to stay healthy when you got a cabinet that’s filled with pills. C G I don’t see a problem with depression because B Em all it ever does is make me fall asleep, C B7 and what’s the point of living when you can’t even eat? Em B On my way to rock bottom Em B Em I’ll be screaming watch out below B I'm hitting rock bottom darling, so C B Em Watch out below G B Em Watch out below G B One of these days I might get dealt a good hand, C G D I’ll win this high stakes card game and I’ll buy me some land, Em B but in life the dealers cheating, and I’m losing to the house, C G D which is why I don’t own one I’m in a squat on the couch. C G B But I guess this is better than nothing, at least I got place that can keep me dry, C G B7 and I can do whatever I want to as long I do nothing when the cops drive by, C G B Em and when my squat get raided I’ll be evicted and knowing my luck it’ll be raining outside, C B7 and I’ll be stuck in the middle of nowhere so no one can watch me keel over and die Em B On my way to rock bottom Em B Em I’ll be screaming watch out below B I'm hitting rock bottom darling, so C B Em Watch out below G B Em Watch out below G B C G D x4 (this is wrong but it sounds fine for now) G B At least in my dreams where I know that it’s safe C G D I can be rich and successful and get out of this place, Em B C B but when I decide I should finally wake, I won’t be able to tell what’s real or fake. C G B And sure I’m unhealthy and lazy but that doesn’t mean that I cant handle my own, C G B7 and I may be rotting my insides but you don’t have to remind me because I already know. C G B Em I guess it’s time for me to move on, it’s time for me to get out of this hell hole C B7 so someone else can take my place as I watch my new life unfold. Em B On my way to rock bottom Em B Em I’ll be screaming watch out below B I'm hitting rock bottom darling, so C B Em Watch out below G B Em Watch out below