Ladies and gentlemen
Introducing the all-time failure of the world
Standing at a towering five foot eleven
Weighting at ten stone one ounce
The Dirty Dikestar
He's getting judged like an idiot
He's getting judged like an idiot
He's getting judged like an idiot
Sitting by the mirror singing fuck life, I live with it
He's getting judged like an idiot
He's getting judged like an idiot
He's getting judged like an idiot
Sitting by the mirror singing fuck life, I live with it
He just sits about scribbling stuff
Twiddling thumbs and wishing for some lyrics to come
But he's torn by getting pissed and sniffing his drugs
He's beyond the point of listening and isn't in love
So he's cold like the winter frost, set the gimmicks off
He's getting old letting go of the things he was
He thinks the city's what's making it hassle
Cocaine papers scraping the barrel
A chase for the same state of patience, he bites his lip
And tries to live a little less like a violent prick
Feeling stressed when the silence hits
Feeling every bit of time with a line of something nice to sip
(He's limitless) He's getting judged like an idiot
Pubs by the million, drunk like an invalid
Governed by the skunk piling slumped by the mirror
Singing fuck another lifestyle, I love life and live with it
He's getting judged like an idiot
He's getting judged like an idiot
He's getting judged like an idiot
Sitting by the mirror singing fuck life, I live with it
He's getting judged like an idiot
He's getting judged like an idiot
He's getting judged like an idiot
Sitting by the mirror singing fuck life, I live with it
I write a song and block it out, I'm not trying to watch my mouth
I'm just trying to shot an album and trying not to gout
I'm a lying rotten scounge, that's why I'm not about
Like this bow is saying fuck it, I'ma write it off and bounce
I'm a dying croc of sand, proud lying with a pen and pad
Empty bag of wines while I'm trying it with any slag
And I admit that I'm a prick and I'd like a crib
But everytime I'm stip I'm gonna have a trouble finding it
And every chick I love is either backward or perfect
Or perfectly backward, or naturally worth it
I'm naturally swerved shit and act like a dick
And get treated like a twat cause I actually deserve it
(Hermit) Did your first gig and got nervous
Spat your fucking dummy out the pram like smurf did
Man it's nothing funny but I'm cracking up whatever
Spastic fuck a jocker like you're acting under pressure
He's getting judged like an idiot
He's getting judged like an idiot
He's getting judged like an idiot
Sitting by the mirror singing fuck life, I live with it
He's getting judged like an idiot
He's getting judged like an idiot
He's getting judged like an idiot
Sitting by the mirror singing fuck life, I live with it
He's getting judged like an idiot
He's getting judged like an idiot
He's getting judged like an idiot
Sitting by the mirror singing fuck life, I live with it
He's getting judged like an idiot
He's getting judged like an idiot
He's getting judged like an idiot
Sitting by the mirror singing fuck life, I live with it
