Tom: Em G C D7 G [Verse] G C G Diablo motors had a hell of a sale, downtown yesterday G A7 D7 Word got around, no money down, take years and years to pay C G When I got there the lot was bare, but the salesman said hold on C G E7 A7 D7 G For a little cash, I gotta two-tone Nash out behind my barn [Chorus] G A7 If the Devil danced in empty pockets, he'd have a ball in mine A7 D7 G D7 With a nine foot grand, a ten piece band and a twelve girl chorus line D7 G A7 I'd raise some loot in a three piece suit, give 'em one dance for a dime A7 C G E7 A7 D7 G If the Devil Danced in empty pockets, he'd have a ball in mine [Verse] G C G Well he said friend it ain't the end let's see what I can do G C A7 D7 If you own a home, I've got a loan, tailor made for you D7 G C G Then above the racket a voice in my jacket said, "I'll tote the note." G C G E7 A7 D7 G The devil made me do it, talked me in to it, and that was all she wrote [Chorus] G A7 If the Devil danced in empty pockets, he'd have a ball in mine A7 D7 G D7 With a nine foot grand, a ten piece band and a twelve girl chorus line D7 G A7 I'd raise some loot in a three piece suit, give 'em one dance for a dime A7 C G E7 A7 D7 G If the Devil Danced in empty pockets, he'd have a ball in mine [Bridge] Em B7 Em They say debt is a bottomless pit where the devil likes to play Em A7 D7 G I'd sell my soul to get out of this hole, but there'd be hell to pay [Instrumental] G A7 D7 G D7 G A7 C G E7 A7 D7 G [Chorus] G A7 If the Devil danced in empty pockets, he'd have a ball in mine A7 D7 G D7 With a nine foot grand, a ten piece band and a twelve girl chorus line D7 G A7 I'd raise some loot in a three piece suit, give 'em one dance for a dime A7 C G E7 A7 D7 G If the Devil Danced in empty pockets, he'd have a ball in mine