Bartenders, barstools, and barmaids A jukebox and a pocket full of change Just a few of my favorite things Bartenders, barstools, and barmaids Bartenders will listen when you talk And barstools are there when you can't walk And I'll always make a waitress my best friend Until the music stops and closin time begins Repeat Chorus Outside lies a heart that's been broke But in here it's a world of song and smoke That way my eyes and ears can lie to me While I drink another shot of make believe Repeat Chorus Bartenders, Barstools, and Barmaids....