Tom: G G D G Come gather all around me and I'll sing to you a tale, G C G A-bout the boys in Carmanville who almost went to jail. G C G It happened on a November's night when all hands were asleep, G D G We crept up over Joe Tulk's hill and stole Aunt Martha's sheep. [Verse 2] G D G Now, if you pay attention, I know I'll make you laugh, G C G They never went to steal the sheep, they went to steal the calf; G C G The old cow she got angry 'cause they woke her from her sleep, G D G We couldn't take any chances so we had to steal the sheep. [Verse 3] G D G We caught the wooly animal and dragged her from her pen, G C G She said good-bye to the little lamb she'd never see again; G C G She knew that those dark strangers soon would take her life, G D G In less than half an hour she felt that dreadful knife. [Verse 4] G D G Aunt Martha she got angry when she heard about the loss, G C G She said she'd catch the robbers no matter what the cost; G C G Next morning just at sunrise she to the office went, G D G And to the R.C.M.P. a telegram she sent. [Verse 5] G D G The Mountie got the message and started in to read, G C G This is from Aunt Martha telling an awful deed: G C G Last night my sheep was stolen by whom I cannot tell, G D G I'd like for you to catch them and take them off to jail. G D G I'd like for you to catch them and take them off to jail...