The neighbors act like animals Like chimpanzees in fancy clothes They carry-on and holler through the night oh what a sight The guest list runs from a-z the beasts in their menagerie are bound to come a crawlin after dark zoological park I wish they'd stop So I could get to sleep ay ya ya Mine is such an ordinary life The neighbors are a noisy breed Have alligators by for tea And herds of sheep are playing touch football out in the halls I think I might call the police or shepherds to have the sheep fleeced or maybe I'll stop over with champagne and join the game The sun is up And I can't get to sleep ay ya ya Mine is such an ordinary life