Some ordinary day But so not the usual it'll turn out to be the kind you wouldn't leave tonight we'll take The Hague and defy its tunnel if you can't conceive of... see and you'll believe just follow the trail leading right to me try not to fail once in a lifetime come to prevail don't need permission 'Underground Cafe' no fancy dress allowed no jar of caviar so not the place for those who need champagne see, two might be a crowd but would be way too little if you're doing something wrong, you gotta do it right deep down the drain you're destination capital gain a blast to the max, so conquer the pain if we get busted 'Underground Cafe' just follow the trail leading right to me try not to fail once in a lifetime come to prevail don't need permission underground the sound of underground justify... justify... spread it like wild fire the more the better, follow me everyone should come to see 'Underground Cafe' (chorus) everyone, should come tonight... go down...