All dogs go to heaven All cops go to hell 'Cause man's best friend won’t put a bullet in your head And a Cop fuckin' will A cop is a towel boy piece of shit Dog’s got a tail A cop gets killed in the field Oh, well My dog waits by the door For me to get home every day The cop sits on the side of the road To catch me speedin’ on the freeway I'll probably get arrested for writing this song So please take care of my dog Yeah!