Tom: A A E A D A E7 A [Verse 1] A Well, I was shooting pool when I heard 'em yell D Two old boys got mad and well A E7 A They started throwing everything in the joint that they could find There were ash trays, table legs, glasses of beer D7 A big ripple bottle whizzed past my ear A E7 A E I hollered to the band "Freebird" one more time [Chorus 1] A N.C. A A7 Play me a little travelin' music please A I'm gonna play like Moses E E7 And part this redneck sea A Well, everybody knows I ain't afraid to fight D7 But I got my good clothes on tonight A E7 A Play me a little travelin' music please [Instrumental] A E7 A7 A E7 A [Verse 2] A Well, I ordered up a pizza for me and Irene D7 When the telephone rang and I heard her scream A E7 A What the bleep, bleep, bleep is that woman doin' calling you Double cheese pepperoni splattered on the wall D7 Her face turned red and she started to squall Am E7 A E Em Well, Honey, she can have what's left when I get through with you [Chorus 2] A N.C. A A7 Play me a little travelin' music please A I'm gonna play like Tarzan E E7 And swing on out of this tree A Well, if you feel this way, well, that's all right D7 I guess a little lovin's out of the question tonight A E7 A Play me a little travelin' music please [Instrumental] A E7 A E A [Outro] A N.C. Guitar, fiddle, or a mandolin D Somebody get me out of this place I'm in A E7 A Play me a little travelin' music please A E A Play me a little travelin' music please