Tom: F#m D A D The only slide I ever played on is a slide guitar A The only swinging I've ever done was in some bar D G E7 The only playground I played around on is when I played around with that woman named Joanie D A D The only slide I ever played on is a slide guitar [Verse 2] D A Dm D The only school I've ever been to was the school of hard knocks A My major was major mistakes, I made a lot D D7 G E7 The only degree I ever earned at all is a PhD in havin' a ball D7 A7 D The only slide I ever played on is a slide guitar [Instrumental] D7 A7 D A Aaug A D G E7 D A A7 D [Bridge] G Oh, the only book learning that I've ever had D Was from a mailbag guitar book I got from my Dad G G7 The only test I ever made a passing grade on E A Was "Testing 1 2 3" on this microphone [Verse 3] D A D The only slide I ever played on is a slide guitar A The only swinging I've ever done was in some bar D G E7 The only playground I played around on is when I played around with that woman named Joanie D A D G7 The only slide I ever played on is a slide guitar [Outro] D A7 D D A7 D D7 A D D7 D The only slide I ever played on is a slide guitar