Del The Funky Homosapien

Proto Culture

Del The Funky Homosapien


Chorus: Let me tell you about the Proto Culture 
If you don't know the culture, here's the whole structure
We've had enough of the lackluster-trust us 
We get the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster 
KU: Game related, raise it bit by bit 
Yo D, link up the cable we'll go hit for hit 
Phantasma plasma particle beam means I have ya 
on the run-the rendered effects hot like magnas 

Del: I play games by Capcom with a power glove strapped on O
n any platform, I don't spend my dough on Phat Farm
Video games, I got many to play 
Before my life expires; fufill my desires 

KU: Mastering your hardest boss 
Shattering all stars across 
Ain't hard to cross the finish line 
Floatin' on Daytona 
Wex, Gex or Kloana, we get ‘em all at cost 
RPG, Platform we transform like Macross 

Del: Rival schools, Batsu 
Purchase you ought to 
It came with one free CD, it's like I bought two 
I hope they make part II for Dreamcast 
‘Cause games I've seen in mags, you won't believe they have! 

KU: Getting callouses turning over asteroids 
Graviton bombs destroyed 
Getting moms annoyed 
Now I'm hacking Nightmare Creatures 
Their features splattered across the screen 
It gets more clean each year 

Del: I remember my homie Ed Coats had the most 
A Colecovision-every week I'd visit 
Playing Donkey Kong Jr., Venture, Rock and Rope
Games I thought was dope 
While my moms was watching soaps 

KU: I'm on the next level 
I got a double barrel shotgun in the Doomworld 
Waiting on the next devil 
Armor's low-check the arsenal 
Rupture the main conductor playin Disruptor 

Del: I remember Ninja Gaiden 
Finished finally 
With Ramone wouldn't answer the phone 
This was before getting blown 
I own the first Nintendo Power 
With the maps of Zelda Help me conquer in an hour 

Chorus: Let me tell you about the Proto Culture 
If you don't know the culture, here's the whole structure
We've had enough of the lackluster-trust us 
We get the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster
(2X) 

Del: Hey KU you know my SEGA collection is massive
Got all the past hits and classics 
Herzog Zwei now Panzer Zwei 
Originality that made me a fan today 

KU: It's Pandemonium-it's like Toys R Us 
Flippin the next Saturn game brings out the boys in us 
It's poisonous 
Taking out the boys in blue in Grand Theft Auto, 
Snatch a Rolls Royce to use 

Del: Yeah, I'll admit Playstation improved 
Come visit Feudal Japan with me and Tenchu 
Bushido Blade 2 with sword play so accurate 
Mega Man Legends but I had to buy a map for it. 

KU: I fence Hyo to get a Neo-Geo 
For Samurai 64 in full rendered splendor 
Rival counter and enter my sword in his innards 
My joint was being Leonardo wuppin' on Splinter 

Del: I gotta get Xenogears-that's the type of game that relieves my fears 
Get it from overseas to here 
I gotta get Psychic Force 
Authentic arcade that I can endorse 
They got me liking imports 

KU: I'll need to be at the next E3, 
What's the next CD I need to see 
Me and D signing checks 
Let's float overseas, mingle with game companies 
Giving tips to Capcom and Sega-you can't front on these 

Del: To anyone who knew me better 
Know I chose Saturn first Cause it's 2-D heaven 
Bernie Stolar dropped the ball with the RAM cartridge 
X-men Vs. Streetfighter could've expanded the market 

KU: Marvel Vs. Capcom-beyond fathom 
Tell the truth, Playstation ain't ready to have ‘em 
Come on I'll bring the onslaught
Alpha and Omega
Khaos Unique brought to you by SEGA. 

Chorus: Let me tell you about the Proto culture 
If you don't know the culture, here's the whole structure
We've had enough of the lackluster-trust us 
We get the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster
(2X)