Del The Funky Homosapien

Phony Phranchise

Del The Funky Homosapien


Hook: 

This is real hip hop no no phony franchise 
When and by a landslide and you know you can't hide 
This is D E L not no phony franchise 
When and by a landslide and you know you can't hide 
This is Hieroglyphics not no phony franchise 
When and by a lanfslide and you know you can't hide 

Verse 1: 

Del d scuba diver wet suit 
Who survived to get loose 
Brewin' in the test tubes 
To the rescue, extra edition process to get you all stressed 
Step onto my office, that's what you call fresh 
It's more like some soft breasts 
If i stopped ces, I'll probably leave them coughless 
Test it, just to see if ya'll restin' 
I'm blessin' the beat just like if I was the best man 
Yo, yo missin' in the public school distict 
Get a book and do the physics, yo I got a cool image 
Like Hendrix, my ?kid sets? can funk up to my index 
Bench press rappers doing sets with my syntax 
Ain't nothin' new motherfucker man I been black 
Impact, remember Malcom X wore a pimp hat 
You paper chasin when you make it then you spent that 
That's your whole life you shoulda never ever been rap 
Wanna be gangster fool around and get your friend capped 
Talkin' hella shit my brother trying to buy a ten sack 
Man, just call me amphibious, submerging so deep 
Yanking curtains on these idiots 
Walking 'round oblivious, more than annoying 
Everywhere I turn a black life is destroyed and 
Times is getting tough gotta sign for unemployment 
Walkin' round the town all annoyed and bent 
Out of posture from sixteen blunts, a pint of vodka 
Intoxicated some of ya'll call it faded 
With my headphones slammin' playin Iron Maiden 
Sleepin' in the lobby at the days end 

Hook 

Verse 2: 

I'm born storming, allure and curing 
Your ailments with lyrical talisments 
Here it is, for the scrutiny of every record reviewer 
Your tutor reduce your little rhymes are non-existant 
Meticulous methods I use to modify 
The style you all should try 
Posh poetics, cost effective 
Neck and neck with sun beams 
Transends the fabric of time, yeah there's one me 
Named Hiero, habitual funk, fiends and freakers 
Techniques from the major leaguers leaves you weaker 
Right on schedule gold medalist rebellious (who?) 
Del is, got you cornered like a cougar 
Comin' up with new words like you must be a lumix 
Gonna infiltrate my crew when you know you'll go nuts 
Lactose intolerant your bauls will blow up 
Catostrophic so deep you can't locate with metal detectors 
Listen more then once you'll need several inspections 
I'm sicker than a B-3 call reinertae the fact with flows that free fall 
Reintroduction the classic material that last with imperial 
Props and pop ??? 
Hotter than coals tread and your feet will melt like plastic 
I castrate contenders 
With a crew that got more power than the westcoast Avengers 
Sit and let your ears swim in the splendor 

Hook 

Verse 3: 

Mouth watering musical madness 
More bomb than Bombay and Glad bags, get mezmorized 
Spellbound Del sound profound 
Hip hop essentials mandatory for the mental 
I used to be dazed and confused 
Now I'm amazed and amused 
At life and its clever rules 
I have compassion while other brothers askin' for trouble 
Brain damage got a rebuttle 
Yo, while I'm on stage pumpin' fear 
Your over there in the corner drinking non alcoholic beer 
Dominating, commentating moving on to great things 
Ebracing the lunacy placing the community 
With one, two, three or more clueless emcees 
Magnifying music with my magnificant mind 
That blinds with sunshine it's embbarrassing 
Hop in the Caravan with Hiero and hit the road to take care of fans 
You know what, I'm playin' dozens 
It's sudden impact crib death 
It's big threat major counter act like tazers 
Trailblazers, we clown the name sayers 
I crave flavorings with custom tailorings 
Like I comunicate with aliens, it's a daily routine 
It's never failing you fiends to get cream 
Whether continuity the rhymes move in unity perfectly with the tunes 
I hope it hits you soon