Del The Funky Homosapien

Money For Sex

Del The Funky Homosapien


Let the buyer beware 
and prepare for the scare of 1991 yo 
brothers get dumb without no remorse yo 
gas they hand and then they thrown off course yo 
I coulda told ya so 
I'm no dummy 
girls out there will act funny for the money 
if ya rollin' in dough she'll treasure ya 
instead of a pager 
she carries a cash register 
it's cool for the fool that just happens 
to be a crack dealer or rappin' 
back in the day 
it wasn't no problem 
cause it was ok, to just have a job then 
but, nowadays ya gotta have the status 
but, natives ain't goin' for the madness 
hey, they barely outta their teens 
16 & 17 year olds livin' like queens 
cause, honey trips without the checks 
and ayo 
money trips without the sex 
so next is somethin' that natives don't need 
headaches & heartaches 
and I refuse to partake 
in money for sex 
in any form or fashion 
all ya hopes & dreams I'm like smashin' 
and I know otha brothas know how I feel 
so you can step cause (it ain't no big deal), 
[Chorus:] 
"Money for sex, money for sex, ring it up..." 
Where, oh where did the good girls go? 
It seems all that's left in the Meadow is hoes 
not the kinda hoe that you use in your garden 
yes the kinda hoe that'll make your dick harden 
but it's more than a dolla for a holla 
and more than a thousand for a peak up her blouse, and 
more than a million if ya have children 
cause nowadays girls wanna make like a killin' 
so babies come in handy 
and they'll just eat up your dough like candy 
give her some Brandy 
and let her roll around in the Benz 
and she'll give up the crotch and brag to all her friends 
thinkin' they can play me like a field trip 
that's why I slugged my honey dip 
cause that's more than I can stand 
and I'm the man who sets it right again 
bust they in the lip 
and the bitch will never bite again 
you ain't gettin' with my nubain brothers 
cause before you even hit them covers 
I warned 'em 
told 'em what was up before you bitches even swarmed him 
cause they'll be next 
if I didn't hip my brothers to the sex 
so you can try to rob and steal 
but we were right on ya heels because (it ain't no big deal), 
[Chorus:] 
You say crack sellers are swell fellas 
takin' you to school in his 5.0 
like I don't know that your boyfriend is paid 
ya musta told me 18 times, the other day 
bamboo earings & gold teeth 
and I know you must be givin' up the whole piece 
he's just payin' for the sex 
and I know you prostitutes is playin' with the sex 
so who's next? 
Don't think that you can play the Homosapien 
cause I got plenty of friends that's like waiting in the trenches 
and I know your intentions 
you wanna be down with a rapper 
so you clap your 
thighs around my legs like a sandwich 
but I'm not famished 
your schemes & plots are outlandish 
tan is the color of my skin, but 
false is the color of your grin 
so you can't win 
this ain't no joke 
and honey dip you can quote 
note for note 
and squeal like a billygoat 
and tell your friends that Del is stuck up 
but in reality 
you phucked up 
now nubians ain't givin' money for the sex 
and ayo 
nubians ain't givin' money for the sex 
you stuck out in the cold 
like a mole on my asshole 
cause brothers ain't givin' up another red cent for the sex 
now, don't you look foolish? 
Ya gold diggin' ass looks goulish 
pale as a ghost cause ya post high like a man is a big wheel 
because (it ain't no big deal). 
[Chorus:] 
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