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[Verse 1]
C Am
My baby said to me
Dm G
Love is so bourgeois
C Am
Always so cynical
Dm G
He gets it from his ma
[Pre Chorus]
Dm G
Well he can't look a compliment
Dm G
Straight in the eye, I never meant to
[Chorus]
E
Sound insincere
Am
Oh Vladmir
Dm G C
I can't quite believe we're standing here
[Verse 2]
Am
He wears a fisherman's cap
Dm G
'cause he's going bald
C Am
He shaves it every month
Dm G
I ask if it gets cold
[Pre Chorus]
Dm G
He said sometimes, I said fine
Dm G
I said, I'd rather go blind
E Am
I don't have the will, I would look ill
Dm G
And my head shaved could still surprise me
[Bridge]
F C
If I was younger
F
If I was still young
Fm F C
I'd maybe believe
Fm F
The pendulum had swung
E
But I am confounded
F
With all we haven't done
Fm
A virgin at the throne
[Outro]
C
No he's not the one
Am
No he's not the one
Dm G
No he's not the one, but I still love him
C
No he's not the one
Am
No he's not the one
Dm G
No he's not the one, but I still love him
C
No he's not the one
Am
No he's not the one
Dm G
No he's not the one, but I still love him
C
No he's not the one
Am
No he's not the one
Dm G
No he's not the one, but I still love him
C
No he's not the one
Am
No he's not the one
Dm G
No he's not the one, but I still love him
