Tom: C
C Am G F
Have you ever served food to tall, dark, handsome men in suits?
C G F
Trading business cards and trading well-practiced handshakes too
C G Am F
Call you buddy, call you friend, call them sir with a big grin
C G C
Begging for tips is still begging just the same
[Verse 2]
C
Have you ever stripped for money, perverts staring at your body?
N.C.
Double-chins runnin' with drool and their hard-ons poking through
C G Am F
Call you baby, call you friend, call them sir with a big grin
C G C
Begging for tips is still begging just the same
C G Am F
C G C
[Verse 3]
C Am G F
Have you ever played guitar on the street in some town afar?
C Am G F
Grubby hands on rusted strings, or what's left of your last three
C G Am F
Give you pity, call you friend, call them sir with a big grin
C G C
Begging for tips is still begging just the same
[Verse 4]
C Am G F
Have you ever served food to tall, dark, handsome men in suits?
C G F
Trading business cards and trading well-practiced handshakes too
C G Am F
Call you buddy, call you friend, call them sir with a big grin
C G Am
I swear I'll never feel this small again
F G C
Begging for tips is still begging just the same
