Tom: Eb
B D#5 B* Bb* A*
E|-x-----x-----x-----x-----x-----|
B|-x-----x-----9-----9-----9-----|
G|-4-----8-----8-----7-----6-----|
D|-4-----8-----9-----8-----7-----|
A|-2-----6-----x-----x-----x-----|
E|-x-----x-----7-----6-----5-----|
[Verse]
B D#5 B D#5
I guess now I know for the next time
B D#5 B D#5
If there's plastic in my belly I'll sleep sitting up
B D#5 B D#5
We take your car but you make me drive all the way home
B D#5 B D#5
Picking out names for the kids, that I like and you don't
[Chorus]
B
I'll do what you said
D#5
Be friends with all your friends
B
Cut off my chicken head and
D#5
Sew it on again
B D#5 B D#5
But this Valentine's Day I'm not getting anything for you
B D#5 B D#5
This Valentine's Day I'm not getting anything for you
[Verse]
B D#5 B D#5
18 years and now you're the smart one
B D#5 B D#5
Building rockets in your basement that you can't fit through the door
B D#5 B D#5
You say, "one day you're gonna blast right through the roof"
B D#5 B D#5
But you'll be spelling out her name before you're halfway to the moon
[Chorus]
B
I'll do what you said
D#5
Be friends with all your friends
B
Cut off my chicken head and
D#5
Sew it on again
B
Tell them how we met oh
D#5
How could I forget
B
Cut off my chicken head and
D#5
Sew it on again
[Outro]
B D#5 B D#5
But this Valentine's Day I'm not getting anything for you
B D#5 B D#5 B
This Valentine's Day I'm not getting anything for you...
B* Bb* A*
This Valentine's Day I'm not getting anything for you
N.C.
Alright, I fucked up at the end, but
