There's a Little Man in My Head And He's Drunk All of the Time He Sits There On a Bench Holding a Monkey Wrench Sometimes He Beats It Up Against My Mind There's a Little Man in My Head I Don't Think He Likes It There I Do Bad Things But It's His Fault And He Knows He Can't Get Caught That Little Man He Just Don't Play Fair There's a Little Man in My Head And He Must Have Lived in Someone Else's Head Before 'cause I Was Born in '63 And He's Only Been There Since '74 There's a Little Man in My Head And I Don't Think He Understands Me We've Got no Common Ground On Which to Work Around He Gets So Bored When I Watch Tv There's a Little Man in My Head And I Don't Think That He'll Ever Die When He Takes Crontrol He Really Takes His Toll It's Enough to Make a Grown Man Cry There's a Little Man in My Head And I Wish He'd Find Another Home There's a Little Man in My Head And Now I'll Never Be Alone