Tom: Am
C Am
All alone in my bedroom
Dm G
With the lights turned down and my roommate gone
C Am Dm G
I know it's over still I cling on
F E
Cause I'm my own right-hand girl
Am Dm
And I don't need anyone
F G
But sometimes I miss your stupid face, and your taste
And your smoking gun
[Chorus]
F G C Em Am
It's so depressing how the tear ducts in my eyes
Dm G C Em Am
Are so much wetter than the space between my thighs
Dm G C Em Am
Oh, oh, oh I can't help if thinking about it only makes me cry
F G N.C. C B Bb Am F Dbmaj7
It keeps me wet, you know you keep me wet, 'til I run dry-y-y-y
[Short Instrumental]
C B Bb Am F Dbmaj7
[Verse 2]
C Am Dm G
It's nights like this that remind me of my deepest fantasy
C Am Dm G
Where I'm all alone and I feel the cold, dark earth caressing me
F E Am Dm
'Cause I'm six feet under nearly, and I don't have anyone
F
But this wouldn't be the first or last time that
G
Both my tears and I have come
[Chorus]
F G C Em Am
It's so depressing how the tear ducts in my eyes
Dm G C Em Am
Are so much wetter than the space between my thighs
Dm G C Em Am
Oh, oh, oh I can't help if thinking about it only makes me cry
F G N.C. C B Bb Am F Dbmaj7
It keeps me wet, you know you keep me wet, 'til I run dry-y-y-y
[Short Instrumental]
C B Bb Am F Dbmaj7
[Bridge]
F E Am
My blood runs cold, my thoughts are plasmic
Dm
I'm not letting go
F E Am
And letting go could be orgasmic
Dm F G
But I guess I wouldn't know
N.c
(*Assorted carnal exclamations of thirst for Austin Corona*)
[Chorus]
F G C Em Am
It's so depressing how the tear ducts in my eyes
Dm G C Em Am
Are so much wetter than the space between my thighs
Dm G C Em Am
Oh, oh, oh I can't help if thinking about it only makes me cry
F G N.C. C B Bb Am F Dbmaj7
It keeps me wet, you know you keep me wet, 'til I run dry-y-y-y
