I’ve been a lot of fucking places But they’re all pretty much the same I’ve met a whole shit load of people And only a handful Don’t drive me completely insane And I’ve got a lot of bullshit problems So does everybody else It’s hard to find the energy to solve them It’s easier to hide out and sleepIn the van by myself Cause nothing ever works out right Every day can’t be the best day In fact a lot feel like the worst The stress puts pressure On the inside of my skull I swear to God my head is gonna burst And every time the clouds clear up The Sun comes out And I think that I’m okay Another dark cloud comes rollin‘ in To rain on my fucking parade If there’s a God it must hate me Cause nothing ever works out right When all the beer is spilt I won’t just sit and cry about it I got a good head on my shoulders And I’m capable So it’s back to the grindstone I’ll make it work this time Go! Parking ticket Lost the keys Sticky valve Broken strings I hate my friends and they hate me There’s not enough ramen to eat Spange up change to buy some booze Forget for a minute that we’re born to lose When life gave you lemons But you lost lemons So now you’re fucked Cause nothing works out right