Tom: C [Intro] C E Am F C G C E Am F G C C I wonder what these ladies really look like Without their makeup and their purses and hairspray C Am And I wonder what these fellows are really thinkin' F C G when they're flippin' through pages of magazines C E Am Now we're mannequins just plastic dolled up remnants F C G Of the human race what people used to be C Because now everyone smells fake Am It's all perfumes and body sprays F we're just plastic dolled up C G Remnants of the human race what people used to be ( C Am F G C E Am F G C ) C Am And luxury shall soon become a weakness F G We're growin' lazier and fatter every day C Am We're stagnant flowing in a sea of excess F C G perfectly content with weekly pay C E Am And we couldn't go a day without a starbucks F C G Or a mcdonald's or walmart or taco bell C E Am And we're always sure to uphold perfect conduct F C Step out of line the cops will come and G Throw your ass in jail C Because now everyone smells fake Am It's all perfumes and body sprays F we're just plastic dolled up G Remnants of what was the human race C E Am If you ask me my opinion of this plastic humanity F G C I'll tell you it's a fucking disgrace C I wonder what this world would really be like Without the makeup and the purses and hairsprays C Am And I wonder what these people are really thinkin' F C G when they tell me shower wash your clothes and shave C E Am Well I'll never smell like chemicals or stature F C G Look like those people on covers of magazines C E Well I'll smell like holy hell Am F And look like shit as well G But at least I'm not some F plastic dolled up remnants of what people used to be ( C E7 Am F ) G F C now we're all just plastic dolled up remnants of what people used to be.