Tom: G E|E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------|| I'M A BETTER ANARCHIST THAN YOU - David Rovics E|E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------|| G I don't drive a car Em 'cause they run on gas C but if I did C D it'd run on biomass G I ride a bike Em or sometimes a skateboard C so fuck off all you drivers C D and your yuppie hordes C sitting all-day G D in the traffic queues C D G I'm a better anarchist than you G I don't eat meat Em I just live on moldy chives C or the donuts that I found C D in last week's dumpster dives G look at you people in that restaurant Em I think you are so sad C when you coulda been eating bagels C D like the ones that I just had C I think it is a shame G D all the bourgeois things you do C D G I'm a better anarchist than you G I don't wear leather Em and I like my clothes in black C and I made a really cool hammock C D from a moldy coffee sack G I like to hop on freight trains Em I think that is so cool C it's so much funner doing this C D than being stuck in school C I can't believe you're wearing G D those brand new shiny shoes C D G I'm a better anarchist than you G I don't have sex Em and there will be no sequel C because heterosexual relationships C D are inherently unequal G I'll just keep moshing Em to rancid and the clash C until there are no differences C D in gender, race or class C all you brainwashed breeders G D you just haven't got a clue C D G I'm a better anarchist than you G I am not a pacifist Em I like throwing bricks C and when the cops have caught me C D and I've taken a few licks G I always feel lucky Em if I get a bloody nose C 'cause I feel so militant C D and everybody knows C by the time G D the riot is all through C D G I'm a better anarchist than you G I don't believe in leaders Em I think the consensus is the key C I don't believe is stupid notions C D like representative democracy G whether or not it works Em I know it is the case C that only direct action C D can save the human race C so when I see you in your voting booths G D then I know it's true C D G I'm a better anarchist than you