I was born in a crossfire hurricane And I howled at my ma in the driving rain But it's all right now, in fact it`s a gas But it's all right, I'm jumping jack flash, it's a gas, gas, gas! I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag I was schooled with a strap right across my back But it's all right now, in fact it's a gas But it's all right, I'm jumping jack flash, it's a gas, gas, gas! I was drowned, I was washed up and left for dead I fell down to my feet and I saw they bled I frowned at the crumbs of a crust of bread I was crowned with a spike right thru my head But it's all right now, in fact it's a gas But it's all right, I'm jumping jack flash, it's a gas, gas, gas! But it's all right now, in fact it's a gas But it's all right, I'm jumping jack flash, it's a gas, gas, gas!