Tom: F Dm Come on down to the blue collar power hour N.C. Oddities in a pinstripe tent N.C Ringmaster, fire breathing, trapeze N.C Tightrope misfits, hell has sent Dm We’re animals a refined subhuman Dm Clowns to the town, enjoy the show Dm The wheel of death spins around Dm C A# Am Freaks do it better now, didn’t ya know Dm G Am Too many freaks, not enough circuses Dm Gm F Too many, too many Dm G Am Too many freaks, not enough circuses Dm Gm F Freaks do it better y’all didn’t know Dm I’ve never seen anything like this in my whole life N.C. Headlines say: “Armageddon’s coming” N.C. Population strange has taken control N.C. Inject fear, it’s not what it appears Dm Swallow that sword, we’re all mad here Dm We’re animals, cut from the same cloth Dm Knife throwing apples fell far from the tree Dm The clean cut working man has more skeletons Dm C A# Am Than the keepers of the grave Dm G Am Too many freaks, not enough circuses Dm Gm F Too many, too many Dm G Am Too many freaks, not enough circuses Dm Gm F Freaks do it better y’all didn’t know