Met an old frog sitting on a river bank Croaking at a song, sounded cool He caught a fly and it caught my eye Said his name was frank He said: Man, you sure look blue I said: I just came here to think a while Forget about a girl I once knew When it jumped up on a stump And I saw him smile He said: You ain't the only one to ever lose 'Cause I used to a prince I used to be the king of my own little pent On a quiet mountain string 'Til a young lady came and kiss me In a twisted tale gone wrong Yeah, I used to be a prince Now I'm just a frog He said: I met her in the bar called the water hose Salamander was her name She was dancing with some horny toads Oh, man she took my breath away She swam home with me that night And we were married in the spring But a leap year later She hopped the flag Met that toad in new orleans Yeah, I used to a prince I used to be the king of my own little pent On a quiet mountain string 'Til a young lady came and kiss me In a twisted tale gone wrong Yeah, I used to be a prince Now I'm just a frog, sitting on a log Singin a song, for me and you We both loved, and we both lost Through it all one thing is true There's more fish in the sea And more frogs in the stream And I said Some much for princes, and So much for kings We're just two friends sitting on a river bank Talking 'bout history I don't know about you But as far as me I'm kind of glad she's gone If I had to be her prince If I had to be her prince I'd rather be a frog How about you, dog? Just two frogs sitting on a log, singing a song Aye! We're just two frogs sitting on a log, singing a song