Tom: F F Dm Cathy drinks babycham Am A# F In her lead-lined window three berth caravan C She watches the hundred greatest A# F TV Hits of '99 F Dm Trevor drinks when he can Am A# F In the clubhouse on a Wednesday With his Mam C For three games of bingo A# F And a fat stand-up with a covers band [Chorus] Dm A# Oh they want to be free Dm A# But no-one knows what freedom means F G A# F Oh they want somebody to tow their caravan far away F G A# F Oh they want somebody to make their caravan rock and sway [Verse] F Dm Cathy doesn't understand Am A# F How she reached the age of 50 without a man C But she's got hobbies; A# F She's got a life and a fake suntan F Dm Trevor kisses his Mum Am A# He Tucks her into bed F C And she says, "Son You should be getting laid, A# F Not sitting playing bingo with me" [Chorus] Dm A# Oh they want to be free Dm A# But no-one knows what freedom means F G A# F Oh they want somebody to tow their caravan far away F G A# F Oh they want somebody to make their caravan rock and sway