Cathy drinks baby cham In a lead-lined window It's caravan She watches the 100 Greatest TV Hits of '99 Trevor drinks when he can In the clubhouse on a Wednesday With his mum For free games of bingo And a fat stand-up with a covers band Isn't it good to be free? But no-one knows what freedom means Oh, they want a honey To tow their caravan far away Oh, they want somebody To make their caravan rock and sway Cathy doesn't understand How she reached the age of 50 Without a man But she's got hobbies She's got a life and a fake suntan Trevor kisses his mum Tucks her into bed And she says, "Son You should be getting laid Instead of playing bingo with me" Isn't it good to be free? But no-one knows what freedom means Oh, they want a honey To tow their caravan far away Oh, they want somebody To make their caravan rock and sway