It wasn't the tie That didn't match with his socks It was something important Something he forgot It was the feeling he got When he cheered her up When she got low It was something they shared In her parents' gazebo She was drunk In a strapless wedding dress She was screaming her lungs out She had something to confess She married the wrong guy 'Cos he had the blue eyes And now she was crying her tear ducts dry She married his best friend He could warm her heart She was sick of feeling blue It was 1982 She watched Higgins vs Reardon There was nothing else to do And she broke down when Alex broke down He wants his baby She wants her baby It wasn't the punch That hurt him the most He started a fight During the wedding toast She married the wrong guy But no-one could see why He had to say it out loud He didn't feel noble, oh He didn't feel proud He was sick of feeling blue It was 1982 He watched Higgins vs Reardon There was nothing else to do And he broke down When Alex broke down He wants his baby They want some babies They were sick of feeling blue They didn't know what to do They watched BBC 2 On their dirty afternoons And they broke down And they left town He wants her baby She wants his baby