From Putney Bridge to Walthamstow We are men who find it easy To love and let go The girl that I married Always used to tell me so; She should know I thought I'd made it perfectly clear You're the kind of friend I want to keep around here But if you want to do the wrong thing Then go and do the wrong thing I think about you now and then You dressed head to toe in H&M I look skinny 'round the wrists But I swear I'm too fat to look cool, Like you I thought I'd made it perfectly clear You're the type of friend I want to keep around here But if you want to do the wrong thing Then go and do the wrong thing I thought I'd made it obvious I thought you knew what I felt About the two of us But if you want to do the wrong thing Then go and do the wrong thing