Tom: Am C F C F C F G F C F She works 'cross the river from my house Am Em I work at getting to know her F C F G Over the bridge to the lonely town, to walk it's not that far C F Some days I make it my mission Am Em To drive right passed her salon F C F G I prefer to worship her from a car Dm Em E I am going to the Jeans West acid-wash sale F G F 'Cause I know that she'll be there C F She cuts hair C F She cuts hair C G F G And acid-wash is what she likes to wear C G Bb F When she cuts hair C G Bb F C F Dreaming 'bout the places we would go Am Em It'd be like I won the lotto F C F G I would have tickets on myself C F If I offered my love and kisses Am Em Would she come at me with her scissors? F C F G Love's declaration could be bad for my health Dm Em E A mutual friend tells me, "Aww, she won't go for you Daz!" F G F But I say I couldn't care C F 'Cause she cuts hair C F She cuts hair C G F G You could almost taste the peroxide in the air C G Bb F When she cut hair C G Bb F C G Bb F And all I've got to show C G Bb F G Is a five dollar photo from the night club window F G F G F C F C F C F G F C F The sun is shining as I open my door Am Em The neighbours wave as they water their lawns F C I had to tell her F G I knew it was time C I'd go to the salon F Am And there I would wait for her lunch hour Em She wouldn't be late F C F G My mouth went dry as I practiced my lines Dm As the town-hall clock struck three Em E I delivered my soliloquy F She wouldn't give the time of day to me G F But she gave my pride C F A short back and sides C F Short back and sides C G She gave my pride F G A short back and sides C F Short back and sides C F Short back and sides C G Now when I pass her way F G I'll always try and hide