Tom: Dm Bb C Dream of chutes and ladders, sleep through two F Alarms, and when I stumble through the doorway Dm Bb With my hands through the arms of the sweater F F Bb That the dry cleaner gave me back a size down, I C Make it to the bus, not a second to spare, but there's F Dm Freeze-frame traffic till the intersection where I am Bb C Scheduled for a meeting with a man who looks like F F Harrison Ford Bb Bdim C7 Gdim Bb Gm7 Bb7 Bbm F [Chorus] Bb F C I never can decide Dm7 F Bb My everyday's always C6 Everything flies by F7 F I don't know why I try [Verse 2] Bb C He says, where have you been? I've been waiting all F Dm7 Day. I say, with all due respect, i'm only six minutes late Bb C F He doesn't say a thing, just nods and pulls out F Bb C A sword. I match him blow for blow, counter-parry F Dm7 And dodge, but as the battle wears on, we're getting Bb Along. He knocks the sword from my hands, says F7 F Congratulations, you've got the job Bb Bdim C All the bright stars in the sky Gdim7 Bb I can never hold on to Am7 G7 Bbm F I can't let lie [Chorus] Bb F C I never can decide Dm7 F Bb My everyday's always C6 Everything flies by F7 F I don't know why I try F Dm F [Verse 3] Bb C F7 Harrison and I are on a bird he built out of old Dm7 Bb Sedans, balloons, and duct tape. Projected in the F F Bb Cabin, there's an agent he calls the wolf. she never C F Shows her face. Her voice as big as a house, she says Dm Burn your things and meet me on the roof in an Bb Hour. I think I need to tell my landlord that i'm F F Gonna be late with the rent Bb Bdim C7 Dbdim All the bright planets that hang in the air Bb Never fall down Am7 F Bb Bbm F Or float away [Chorus] Bb F C I never can decide Dm7 F Bb My everyday's always C6 Everything flies by F7 I don't know why I try Bb F C I never can decide Dm7 F Bb My everyday's always C6 Everything flies by F7 F I don't know why I try