Fanny & Chorus Smooth the Sofa, Plump the Pillows Dump the Ashtrays, Oh This Dress Look At Me I Am Shaking All Over, Shaking All Over I'm a Mess Waiting Wondering What I'll Be Thinking When He Comes Walking Through That Door What'll Come Walking Through That Door A Man I Never Saw in My Life Before Oh, I Am So Nervous I Got a Blind Date Waiting to Call On Me (Any Minute Now) I Got a Blind Date What Am I Gonna See (Any Minute Now) Right Over There's the Doorway, He Will Be Walking Through Will He Be Six Foot Eight Or Maybe Four Foot Two (It Could Happen) I Got a Blind Date Waiting to Come Around (Any Minute Now) Oy But I'm Nervous Listen to My Heart Pound Why Do I Need This Headache, Single Is Not a Crime I Got a Blind Date An With My Luck He'll Be On Time I Got a Girlfriend Shirley, Who Says Why Not (She's An Idiot) This Guy Is a Friend From a Friend of a Friend She Got (Hello, How Do You Do What An Idiot) One Thing I Know Is Shirley Ain't Sitting On no Shelf If He Was Such a Vow She'd Keep Him For Herself (It's Only Natural) She Says She Is He's Nice and He Deals in Stocks (Sounds Good, But She's An Idiot) I'll Bet a Buck He Looks Like Month-old Lox (Also and Idiot) What Do I Need From Shirley Her and Her Fifty Cup I Got a Blind Date and I'm Praying He Stands Me Up Wait Wait, What Am I Praying He Stands Me Up, I'll Stand Him Up. I Smell a Rat Anyway. Umm. I'm Gonna Hide Under the Bed, He'll Never See Me, He'll Walk in and Look Around, I Wouldn't Be There, He'll Go Away and That's the End of That. Perrfect! Now You Keep Quiet, Not a Word You Hear You Didn't See a Thing Oeps There He Is! Now Quiet Everybody Sssh Quiet! Blind Date: Rosalie?! Rosalie: Oi, Oi, Oi Blind Date: Rosalie?! That's Odd She Doesn't Seem to Be Here Rosalie: Smart, Smart! Blind Date: I've Been Stood Up, It's News Rosalie: Well It's Better Than Put Down Blind Date: This Has Never Happened Before Rosalie: What and Ego! Blind Date: Rosalie?! Rosalie: Sh, Sh, Sh! Rosalie: It Worked, It Worked! He Never Saw Me. Boy Am I Lucky I Didn't See Him Neither, But I Can Just Imagine What a Lox That One Was. Rosalie: I Got It Right Her Shirley Was Playing Tricks Voice: No, No, That's Wrong, You Got It Wrong Rosalie: Wait, Wait, What That's Not Right? Voice: No, He Was Gorgeous He Looked Like Rudolph Rosalie: Rudolph Who? Voice: Rudolph Valentino Rosalie: Get Away Voice: Yeah, the Sheik From Arabia Rosalie: Not the Phantom From the Opera? Voice: Uh, Uh Rosalie: the Sheik From Where? Voice: the Sheik From Arabia Rosalie: Get Away Voice: That's Right Rosalie: Wait a Minute Is This Person Kidding Me Around Here? Voice: No, no Absolutely Rosalie: Get Away Rosalie: Well That's What Happened I Let Him Get Away What Do I'll Do Now Maybe Become a Nun (That's Impossible) I'm Calling Shirley Maybe She'll Bring a Gun Please Shirley, Even If He's Lon Chaney Fat, Bald Or Short Or Tall Having a Blind Date Is Better Than Having No Date, At no Time With no One At All. Wait a Minute Maybe I Spoke Too Soon Shirley Get Me Out of Here! Oh This One Is Cute.