Tom: Cm
F
[Verse 1]
Bb Db F Bb
I used to do things, and I'd say things, and Jesus I was evil
Eb Db F Bb Db
Fake things and break things and Jesus I was evil
Bb Db
I never shook babies
Bb Eb Db
I never beat no ladies
[Interlude]
E|-------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------|
D|-----0---------0-------1-0-----|
A|-------3-1-------4-3-1-----3-1-|
E|-1-1-------3-1-----------------|
Bb Db C Bb
E|-------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------|
G|---------------------1---------|
D|-------------------------------|
A|-8---6-5-3--------------4---1--|
E|-6---4-3-1------------3---1----|
F
[Verse 2]
Bb Db F Bb
I used to crash parties and Maseratis and Jesus I was evil
Bb Eb F Bb Db
Go places and pull faces and Jesus I was evil
Bb Db
I never shook babies
Bb Eb Db
I never beat no ladies
E|-------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------|
D|-----0---------0-------1-0-----|
A|-------3-1-------4-3-1-----3-1-|
E|-1-1-------3-1-----------------|
[Chorus]
Bb Eb (low probably drop tuning)
But Jesus I was evil
F Bb
Jesus I was evil
E|-------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------|
G|---------------------1---------|
D|-------------------------------|
A|-8---6-5-3--------------4---1--|
E|-6---4-3-1------------3---1----|
Db Bb Db Bb Eb Db
He never shook babies, he never beat no ladies
E|-------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------|
D|-0-3-0-----------------7-6-5-3-|
A|-------3-1-----5-4-3-1-5-4-3-1-|
E|-----------3-1-----------------|
[Bridge]
Ab G Ab A Bb
Now I help old ladies cross the street and I
Ab G Ab A Bb
Now I shine the shoes upon my feet and I
Ab G Ab A Bb
Now I grow the food that feeds the homeless in the streets and I
Ab Bb
Comb my hair one billion times a week and I
Ab G Ab G F
Say my prayers before I go to sleep at night
N.C.
*scream*
E|-------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------|
G|---------------------1---------|
D|-------------------------------|
A|-8---6-5-3--------------4---1--|
E|-6---4-3-1------------3---1----|
[Outro]
Db Bb Db
I never shook babies
Bb Eb Db
I never beat no ladies
E|-------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------|
D|--0-----3-0-1-3----------------|
A|----3-1------------------------|
E|----------------1-3-5-6--------|
E|-------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------|
D|-3-----------3-----------------|
A|-1---5---3---1-----------------|
E|-----3---1---------------------|
E|-------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------|
D|-3---3-5------6---3------------|
A|-1-3-1-3--3---4---1------------|
E|---1------1--------------------|
Db Bb Db
I never shook babies
Bb
I never beat no ladies
E|-------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------|
D|-----0---------0-------1-0-----|
A|-------3-1-------4-3-1-----3-1-|
E|-1-1-------3-1-----------------|
Bb Eb
But Jesus I was evil
F Bb
Jesus I was evil
E|-------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------|
G|---------------------1---------|
D|-------------------------------|
A|-8---6-5-3--------------4---1--|
E|-6---4-3-1------------3---1----|
Db Bb Db Bb Bb
He never shook babies, he never beat ladies
E|-------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------|
D|-0-3-0-----------------7-6-5-3-|
A|-------3-1-----5-4-3-1-5-4-3-1-|
E|-----------3-1-----------------|
Bb Eb Db
Jesus I was evil
Bb Db
Jesus I was evil
Ab F Bb
Ab F Bb
Ab F Bb
