Tom: Dm INTRO: Am C Sitting with the Number Eight platter at the restaurant Am Four twenty-nine for almost anything I want Add it up, it's cheaper than the stuff I make myself E7 Am I get by, I never needed anybody's help Em C And I tore out an ad and they told me that I Am Would press the buzzer, would press the buzzer Em C At the graduate lab, they were doing some tests Am I pressed the buzzer, I pressed the buzzer__ CHORUS: Dm Ride the circle off of the highway G C Spiral into the driveway Bb In the maze of old prefabs F E7 Am They'll be waiting at the la-a-e-ab C I don't know how everybody makes it through the daily drill Am Paint the nails, walk the dog, pay every bill I'm feeling sorry for this guy that I press to shock E7 Am He gets the answers wrong, I have to up the watts Em C And he begged me to stop, but they told me to go Am I pressed the buzzer, I pressed the buzzer Em C So get out of my head, just give me my line Am I pressed the buzzer, I pressed the buzzer__ CHORUS: Dm Ride the circle off of the highway G C Spiral into the driveway Bb In the maze of old prefabs F E7 Am They'll be waiting at the la-a-e-ab C They called me back to the lab to discuss the test Am I put my earrings on, found my heels, wore a dress Right away I knew, it was like I'd failed a quiz E7 Am The man said “Do you know what a fascist is?” Em C I said, “Yeah, it's when you do things you're not proud of, Am But you're scraping by, taking orders from above.” I get it now, I'm the face, I'm the cause of war E7 Am We don't have to blame white-coated men anymore Em C When I knew it was wrong, I played it just like a game Am I pressed the buzzer, I pressed the buzzer Em C Here's your seventy bucks, now everything's changed Bm I pressed the buzzer, I pressed the buzzer ** Key Change - Up 2 Semitones ** F#m D But tell me where are your stocks, would you do this again? Bm I press the buzzer F#m D And tell me who made your clothes, was it children or men? Bm I press the buzzer CHORUS: Em Ride the circle off of the highway A D Spiral into the driveway C In the maze of old prefabs Eb A7 Dm They'll be waiting at the la-a-e-ab