June Bug told Dupree that Betty was through with me Now I'm sitting by the phone And I'm waiting all alone For Betty Pretty Betty Seems that the woman ain't got no clothes And all the money she had she owes Now I'm sitting by the phone And I'm waiting all alone For Betty, Pretty Betty Now Betty she got a girl friend Her friend says, "Anything that you need I'll send" But oh the woman, God, she loves to spend Hit me up for all the money that she could lend Now I'm sitting by the phone I'm so worried 'bout my loan to Betty and her friend I believed her when she told me that she'd call Soon as her plane touched down in Nepal But I guess the woman, well I guess she's gone But I still got Betty's friend to keep me warm Now I'm ripping out the phone I guess you should know 'bout Betty pretty Betty