Tom: Em
Em C G D
Em C G D
Johnny Johnny
[Verse 1]
Em C G
I thought you were my real ride or die (oh ooh)
D
You told me you'd always be by my side
Em C G
We had kids and a fridge with the sauces inside (We had the sauces)
D Em
But it turns out that you were telling lies (telling lies)
C G
All I ever wanted is to be a dad (be a dad)
D
But you took that away and gave it right to Chad
Em C
He's so ripped and so hot, how can I compete with that?
G D
I'm Humpty Dumpty 'cause you shattered me
Now let's together sad
[Chorus]
Em C
Johnny Johnny, do you miss me? (Yes, Papa!)
G D Em
Johnny Johnny, have you moved on yet? (No, Papa!)
C
Promise me you won't forget me (Forget me!)
G D
If you ever wanna see me just don't eat your broccoli, oh
Em C
Johnny Johnny, do you miss me? (Yes, Papa!)
G D Em
Johnny Johnny, have you moved on yet? (No, Papa!)
C
Promise me you won't forget me (Forget me!)
G D
If you ever wanna see me just don't eat your broccoli, oh
[Verse 2]
Em C
You were my everything and now we're done
G D
I bought you ball ice cream and fun
Em C
Come Johnny, just slide and come
G D
Back into my life 'cause I miss my son, yeah
Em C
And now I know why it's called "Billion Surprise Toys" (ay)
G D
Cause you've been running around with billion surprise boys (yeah)
Em C
Shoulda known when you were acting kind of distant
G D
Copyright claiming shit like I never existed
[Chorus]
Em C
Johnny Johnny, do you miss me? (Yes, Papa!)
G D Em
Johnny Johnny, have you moved on yet? (No, Papa!)
C
Promise me you won't forget me (Forget me!)
G D
If you ever wanna see me just don't eat your broccoli, oh
Em C
Johnny Johnny, do you miss me? (Yes, Papa!)
G D Em
Johnny Johnny, have you moved on yet? (No, Papa!)
C
Promise me you won't forget me (Forget me!)
G D
If you ever wanna see me just don't eat your broccoli, oh
[Outro]
Em C
G D
Johnny Johnny
Em C
Johnny Johnny
G D
Johnny, Johnny
