Tom: Em Em C G D Em C G D Johnny Johnny [Verse 1] Em C G I thought you were my real ride or die (oh ooh) D You told me you'd always be by my side Em C G We had kids and a fridge with the sauces inside (We had the sauces) D Em But it turns out that you were telling lies (telling lies) C G All I ever wanted is to be a dad (be a dad) D But you took that away and gave it right to Chad Em C He's so ripped and so hot, how can I compete with that? G D I'm Humpty Dumpty 'cause you shattered me Now let's together sad [Chorus] Em C Johnny Johnny, do you miss me? (Yes, Papa!) G D Em Johnny Johnny, have you moved on yet? (No, Papa!) C Promise me you won't forget me (Forget me!) G D If you ever wanna see me just don't eat your broccoli, oh Em C Johnny Johnny, do you miss me? (Yes, Papa!) G D Em Johnny Johnny, have you moved on yet? (No, Papa!) C Promise me you won't forget me (Forget me!) G D If you ever wanna see me just don't eat your broccoli, oh [Verse 2] Em C You were my everything and now we're done G D I bought you ball ice cream and fun Em C Come Johnny, just slide and come G D Back into my life 'cause I miss my son, yeah Em C And now I know why it's called "Billion Surprise Toys" (ay) G D Cause you've been running around with billion surprise boys (yeah) Em C Shoulda known when you were acting kind of distant G D Copyright claiming shit like I never existed [Chorus] Em C Johnny Johnny, do you miss me? (Yes, Papa!) G D Em Johnny Johnny, have you moved on yet? (No, Papa!) C Promise me you won't forget me (Forget me!) G D If you ever wanna see me just don't eat your broccoli, oh Em C Johnny Johnny, do you miss me? (Yes, Papa!) G D Em Johnny Johnny, have you moved on yet? (No, Papa!) C Promise me you won't forget me (Forget me!) G D If you ever wanna see me just don't eat your broccoli, oh [Outro] Em C G D Johnny Johnny Em C Johnny Johnny G D Johnny, Johnny