Tom: B A E E B [Verse 1] A E He was just a dolphin (dolphin), swimming in the sea E B With his dolphin friends (friends), happy as can be A E Until one day he went (ohhh) and ventured onto land E B And he got bitten by a radioactive man A E Now he's Dolphin Man (man), half dolphin, half man E B Hear him screech at night, cause he just wants a friend A E He'll be quite a fright (Jesus Christ), if you run into him E B In the dark, abandoned house where he lives (Ohh) [Bridge] A E You know he may come off strong, but he's not what he seems B C#m F#7 If he ever catches you, you can bet that you'll scream [Chorus] A E Like help, let me go, help, let me go E B Help, let me go, let me go tonight A You'll scream, help, let me go E E B Help, let me go, help, let me go, stop kidnapping me [Verse 2] A E She was just a lady, not a care in the world E B 'Till she saw some grown men (grown men), kidnapping a girl A E She said "Help, let me go", so she sprung into action E Then she looked right at a necklace B And became Scarlett Johansson A E Then she kicked all their asses, Varli, savior of the masses E Don't know where that necklace came from B Love more, hate less, that's the message A E Dolphin Man saw her on TV and gave her a call E B They formed the best crime-fighting team in the world (Ohh) [Bridge] A E Then they saved the president from an alien race B C#m F#7 It was all over the news, he was screaming in space [Chorus] A E Like help, let me go, help, let me go E B Help, let me go, let me go tonight A You'll scream, help, let me go E E B Help, let me go, help, let me go, stop kidnapping me A E Like help, let me go, help, let me go E B Help, let me go, let me go tonight A You'll scream, help, let me go E E B Help, let me go, help, let me go, stop kidnapping me