Good evening
Ladies and Gentlemen
Welcome to the Outlaws Circuit
The greatest show on earth
We are here to entertain you and
Help you go mad
Sing of Famed criminals
And of fun that they had
Show you the freaks and the geeks
The globe of death and the Chinese pole
Fun for all that don’t like peg holes
An don’t care about self control
I drink to all misfits and hail them with pride
Show your misfortunes you don’t have to hide
Throw up your money, destroy all your ties
Mow down the Larry, the agents, the spies
Don’t let them ask you why you have gone mad
Ask them why they haven’t locked up your dad
No one can tell you how bad you have been
Unless they themselves have lived without sin.
Bring out the outcast and give him a hand
Here is our gypsy and there is our band
We want the crippled, the carneys the blind
The tattooed, the bearded and all the affined
This is the fun fair so lets celebrate
The hookers, the gangsters, the prison inmate
The bald man, the small fan and his bed of nails
These are the players of all the real tales.
Ladies and Gentlemen
Come closer, have a seat
Don’t be scared
you can touch, you can stare
We won’t bite
Spend all night
With our human oddities
Our pickled punks
The Fiji Mermaid
Or Congo the killer ape
We got magic tricks
Giant rats, get your fix
Get in good people
An let your hair hang down!
I drink to the wanderers that have left their home
In search of a side show that they call their home
Not bending to rules that they know are wrong
Stubborn, an willful, an proud and head strong
The biker, the brawler, the drinker, the nerd
The one legged dancer that looks like a bird
The sad lookin man with the big bulbous nose
Loosen the knot of the swinging gallows
Ladies and Gentlemen
Don’t leave yet
Things are coming
That you won’t forget
The Human pyramid
The hula-hoop girl an more
you won’t find what we’ve got
in our neighborhood store
Drop your misgivings
And let yourself jump
See the contortionist,
She’ll make your heart thump
We’ve got the joyrides
The hotdogs, the beer
All poison you need
We got it right here
So what you must know is there’s no turning back
Once you have left the righteous man’s path
We want the sinful, we don’t like the rules
Bright colored costumes, tigers and fools
Fat bearded ladies and four legged clowns
We want the clashes, be run out of town
We don’t want medals, we just want to stun
Come to our circuit and lets have some fun!
