Oh El Paso I have ridden on your highway curves I have spoken to your governor about the use of your u-turns Oh El Paso, I ate two corndogs at Wienerschnitzel I have watched your infomercials That threaten bigger muscles to those who stay up late enough to order Oh El Paso, I left better than I was before And I have sung my golden melodies with the best man that I know Oh El Paso won’t you save a place for a girl like me I am awful sad to leave you, glad to have know you And happy to have had your company