Tom: Em G Dm C Daniel can't find his money Cm C He don't know where it is G Bm I think it's a little bit funny C Just how sad of a life Cm This poor boy lives G He is lost Bm And he's afraid No, I'm not C He's never felt so alone Cm In this whirlwind he calls home I need my wallet, please G His rage is burning brightly Bm It's buried deep within C His flesh is barely human Cm It's a cybertronic skin What? Em Rippling robot muscles D Could take down dinosaurs C But speaking of extenction A Here comes a meteor Oh, wow G With jetpack cyborg boosters B He flies across the sea C He launches high into the sky Cm To save both you and me Dude- Em The meteor aproaches D The asteroid is here C The people of earth tremble A They cower in their fear G But cyborg Daniel races Bm He laughs in danger's face (ha ha!) C As mother nature's biggest threat Cm Is hurled from outer space Em The meteor then shapeshifts D Into a cosmic hurdle C An adolescent, omnipresent D A Mutant Chaos turtle (You know what I'm saying? No, I don't.) G And now our Mecha-Daniel Bm Takes on this mega beast C He slices him and dices him Cm And makes a turtle feast (Yum) Em The creature shrieks in horror D Yet.. doesn't make a sound C For if you know astronomy Cm No soundwaves can be found (Space is a vacuum) G And Sexy Robot Danielâ„¢ Bm He lands on earth once more C His motherland protected Cm Now stronger than before Em The people all adore him D They worship this machine C The pope blessed him, Anointed... G C G He's been knighted by the queen... Wow. That was a good sta- G Turns out the queen's an alien (Oh my god.) Bm And she has laser eyes C She tricked the whole entire world Cm In wrinkly disguise