Tom: Bm
C# D
This day is going to be perfect,
C# B
The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small.
Bm F# Bm F#
Everypony will gather ‘round, say I look lovely in my gown,
Am Am/C C#m
What they don’t know is that I have fooled them all!
C# D
This day was going to be perfect,
C# B
The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small.
Bm F# Bm F#
But instead of having cake with all my friends to celebrate,
Am Am/C C#
My wedding bells they may not ring for me at all.
G#/F# * C#m
I could care less about the dress; I won’t partake in any cake.
F#m C#m/E *
Vows; well I’ll be lying when I say,
G# C#m
That through any kind of weather I want us to be together,
F#m G#
The truth is I don’t care for him at all.
C#m G#/C * A G#
No, I do not love the groom, in my heart there is no room,
A G# C#m
But I still want him to be all mine!
G#/F# * C#m
Must escape before it is too late; find a way to save the day.
F#m C#m
Hope, I’ll be lying if I say
G# C#m
I don't fear that I may lose him to one who wants to use him,
F#m G#
Not care for love and cherish him each day.
C# G# A#m G#
For I oh so love the groom, all my thoughts he does consume,
F# A#m D#dim G# C#
Oh Shining Armor, I’ll be there very soon!
(Short instrumental break)
C# F D
C# B C# B
Finally the moment has arrived, for me to be one lucky bride!
Bm C# G Em
Oh the wedding we won’t make – He’ll end up marrying a fake,
F# Bm (strum)
Shining Armor will be mine (all mine *evil laughter*)
