I can't make this movie Theres no way that i'll begin it I can't bear to see the cameras roll Problem is the subject Theres no pleasant way to treat it The problem is the author's lost control How i wish it didn't have to be so But we cut the losses-starting now Strike the set and keep it for some sideshow Tell the cast and crew that they can all go Find another genius I can't be one or become one I can't even tell how i'd begin Help me luisa, help me Help me mamma Help me someone Here's a place where i have never been Guido out in space with no direction Guido at a loss for what to say Guido with no intervening actors Guido at the mercy of detractors Guido here alone with only guido Nothing holds together Nothing makes a bit of sense now Impossible to grasp or understand How can i go on to watch the whole of my existence End up being nothing that a plane Have i lost myself and all i wished for Has my life become a mindless game Guido, i can't stand the name of guido Guido, for godsake who is this guido? Guido here, with no one else but Guido...