That's not your bottle Nor what's inside I guess they brought it Just for them How'd you get in? That's fucking right None of my friends would bother To even bother Benjamin's marijuana Michael brought a keg The skaters are high on mushrooms Passing out hits of LSD Phillip wants to be a rock star But he's a bit uptight So he brings his favorite Bettys With a bottle full of whiskey And he sits on the couch all night