Tom: A A C#m She ran outside, F#m she left the party early, A C#m F#m ripping her dress, she got her stockings dirty. Bm E Standing in the rain, Bm E she swore she'd never hurt again, Bm E Although her thinking was slightly A C#m F#m influenced by the night that she'd abandoned. A C#m F#m Dinner for 5, she'd left the hostess stranded. Bm E She caused quite a scene, Bm E throwing her napkin down and rising. Bm E The guests pretended that they hadn't seen her aflame. Bm E The wine glasses were filled, Bm E and she started burning at the table. Bm E Informing her of the fable [Chorus 1] Bm E A C#m F#m that this is her living funeral tonight. A C#m F#m This is her living funeral tonight. [Verse 2] A C#m F#m So the legend goes, dinner deteriorated. A C#m When she didn't return, F#m the guests and their mourning faded. Bm E Running through the rain, Bm E she swore she'd never see them again. Bm E A Although her thinking was slightly deranged. [Chorus 2] C#m This is her living funeral. A C#m F#m This is her living funeral tonight. Bm E Attendance could be better, Bm E she could have worn a different sweater. Bm E A This is her living funeral tonight.