I heard you had a mind to sue 
Why I don't know, I guess your lawyer will tell us so 
You can have my bongos and that little plastic thing I put 
my vitamins in 
You can have my amplifier, just make sure you're 
grounded when you're plugging it in 
I don't think you know just what you're getting into 
You're spending lots of money to get nothin 

So sue us, whatcha gonna do with us 
Just sue us, whatcha gonna get 
Well nothin, cause all of us are flat broke 
Go ahead and try to do all you can do to sue 

I don't know why you thought we would try 
To clean up our mess - I guess you're suing so we 
confess 
Yeah, we left the dirty matress in the doorway but we 
could not get it through 
Yeah, two windows did get broken, but by the two 
dealers who were looking for you 
I don't think you just what you're getting into 
You're spending lots of money to get nothin 

So sue us, whatcha gonna do with us 
Just sue us, whatcha gonna get 
Well nothin, cause all of us are flat broke 
Go ahead and try to do all you can do to sue 

I heard you had a mind to sue 
Is the rumor true? I guess it is - the joke's on you 
You can have my 8 track player and the Stevie Wonder 
record I just bought 
I could probably dig up some old Shonen Knife, but it's 
really all that I've got 
I don't think you knowjust what you're getting into 
You're spending lots of money to get nothin 

So sue us, whatcha gonna do with us 
Just sue us, whatcha gonna get 
Well nothin, cause all of us are flat broke 
Go ahead and try to do all you can do to sue